every time i see that “human brain cell and galaxy look the same” post with that accompanying commentary like “what if the stories in our brains are actually the real universes that are in our brain cells” i’m just
One of the strangest reasons I’ve ever failed a mission.
Should count as a mission win
this video never fucking gets old
I’m fond of how Ness arrives on scene in smash bros via teleport… why don’t they just put him in ssb4?? gosh
And they don’t even think about it. Don’t talk too loud, don’t make too many requests, don’t complain too forcefully about shitty service, put up with weird ass slightly racial compliments. And sometimes we joke about it like “lol! Better not do (normal human thing) cuz then people might think we’re uncivilized niggers” but it’s a painful constricting way to live. And not a type of way of living that non-Black people will understand
why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween
when u can be
A young Diddy Kong was shaved by Donkey Kong as a prank one night. Cranky yelled at Donkey, beat him with his cane, then demanded that DK knit a sweater for Diddy Kong out of the shaved fur so Diddy would not be teased by the other Kongs.
Donkey Kong spent days upon days on working the on the sweater for Diddy with help from Wrinkly Kong. After enduring hundreds of hours of knitting, Donkey Kong had presented the sweater to the young, bald Diddy. Diddy Kong enjoyed the sweater and forgave the cruel act of the shaving which Donkey Kong had done and all were at peace on Donkey Kong Island.
This explains why Diddy Kong wears a t-shirt. Despite how nice of a sweater DK had knitted for him, he is still self-conscious about it and wears a bright red t-shirt to draw attention away from it.